2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK * U.S.A. 2012 Dir: Christopher Ray 88 mins A boat full of unlikely, buff male and female students get marooned on a deserted atoll after their “Sea King” boat is sunk by the eponymous creature. Captain’s wife Carmen Elektra poses vapidly in a bikini, teacher Charlie O’Connell…
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SHARKENSTEIN ** U.S.A. 2016 Dir: Mark Polonia 73 mins SHARKENSTEIN begins with an opening from World War 2 where a pair of scientists are trying to make sharks into killing machines that will help win the war. The Third Reich learn of this experiment and aim to take control and…
JAWS ***** USA 1975 Dir: Steven Spielberg. 124 mins Streamlined from Peter Benchley’s tackier, bloodier novel, Spielberg’s trend-setting summer blockbuster is more monster movie than revenge-of-nature flick: this shark isn’t avenging anything; it’s just eating the cast because it’s a monster in a monster flick. Said shark is demonized by…