Christmas time of year is magical with holly jolly festivities and good cheer all around. We have sugar plum dreams of Santa of his eight flying reindeer traveling the world and spreading the warmth of the season to every little girl and boy.
Christmas trees are decorated with twinkling lights and ornaments, surrounded by gift wrapped presents in a multi-color delusion. Moms and dads fighting to get their hands on the latest trending piece of hot garbage. Struggling malls taking their last breath as the internet takes your digital dollars and sells your soul. What more real, Good Ol’ Saint Nick or A.I.?
Don’t fret, the holiday season isn’t completely lost. On December 15th we celebrate King of the Deathmatches. The squared circle will be covered in blood and decorated with light bulbs, thumb tacks, barbed wire, broken tables, and maybe even a mistle toe.
Santa’s helpers will get together in Los Angeles to battle each other with fire balls and Christmas chairs. Only one will survive the massacre and be crowned the King of Christmas, um I mean, The King of the Deathmatches.
Deathmatch Tournament entrees include Shlak, Judge Joe Dred, Journey Fatu, Masada, Otis Cogar, Ninja Mack, and Aero Boy. Merry F’N’ Christmas: God Bless Us, Everyone
SVN Wrestling: King of the Deathmatches